August 2011
July 2011
What my parents expect when I invite my friends to...
mayuri12:
Expectations:
Reality:
People who tag themselves in their profile...
ratherdielaughing:
thank you. i was wondering who that person was.
Wet floor Ain't my thing
So I was wearing my socks imagining me sliding through the floor.This was in my head :
But this actually happened:
I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
LOL. next joke.
Mattress Surfing
ratherdielaughing:
Expectation:
Reality:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO ^^^
When somebody takes something from you and you're...
Didn’t I say, “Give me my shit.”?
When I sing...
smoke-weed-eat-y0gurt:
at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
When you’re sleeping,
lilytrann:
your parents call your name
they walk into your room, pull your blanket off
“Nope, it’s too early!”
and they tell you ” There’s food!”
” I’m up!”
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
justkeepwhoring:
Phew! That was a close one.
Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for...
kristie369:
Seeing your Bestfriend for the first time in ages...
imnotgunnacrackk:
Sup Homes-
But your really feeling:
OMG I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!
When i see the words 'Based on a true story'...
amy-tiff:
