What my parents expect when I invite my friends to...
mayuri12: Expectations: Reality:
People who tag themselves in their profile...
ratherdielaughing: thank you. i was wondering who that person was.
Wet floor Ain't my thing
So I was wearing my socks imagining me sliding through the floor.This was in my head : But this actually happened:
I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
LOL. next joke.
ratherdielaughing: Expectation: Reality: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO ^^^
When somebody takes something from you and you're...
Didn’t I say, “Give me my shit.”?
When I sing...
smoke-weed-eat-y0gurt: at home: when my favorite song play on the radio: in the shower: in the computer: if someone asks me to sing:
When you’re sleeping,
lilytrann: your parents call your name they walk into your room, pull your blanket off “Nope, it’s too early!” and they tell you ” There’s food!” ” I’m up!”
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
justkeepwhoring: Phew! That was a close one.
Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for...
Seeing your Bestfriend for the first time in ages...
imnotgunnacrackk: Sup Homes- But your really feeling: OMG I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!
When i see the words 'Based on a true story'...